The Tour Bible!

The infamous "tour bible" I've been working on all week is finally done. Jewels, Dilana's manager, has issued three rewrites and now we have it down to perfection. No way I can mess this up now, right? Watch me!
And....just when I think I have it all together, Ikea (Michael, Dilana's guitar player, who I'm sure will be good for a story or two along the way) throws a cog into my food bag. I carefully put together healthy, energizing snacks and find out he prefers chocolate and gummy bears!
Uhhh....Dilana, I think instead of granola bars and yoga, it's gonna be gummy bears and Oprah. Good luck mommmie!